1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.
2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.
4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.
7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).
9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.
10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.
12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 — that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.
13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm — and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.
14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.
15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking
We've renewed our business permit today at the Quezon City Hall, ang pogi ni Mayor Belmonte :~)
Here's Sassy and my aunt when they were featured last October 2006 on ABS-CBN's Rated K.
HAHAHAHAHA! Look at the face of the guy who's holding him. HAHAHA! :~)
For just P99, you can have all the Pizzas you can on any branch of Greenwich Pizza from 11am to 2pm! Promo runs from January 15 to January 26 2007 only :P
Some guy took my "predictions" seriously. LOLOLOLL!!!. Read more here
Lalaine's puppy Mocha, barely 2 months, was a victim of a hit and run accident yesterday. She went outside the house and was hit by a speeding car. Mocha suffered a broken jaw, lost several teeth, swelled eye and as Lalaine was narrating the incident to me on the phone, Mocha was bloodied and could not move. Good thing the vet is just a few blocks away.
Mocha's now in a stable condition and just had her x-ray a few hours ago. Results of the X-ray will be known later tonight.
I hope Mocha recovers and returns to her old playful self :(
EARTHQUAKES SHOULD BE OUTLAWED!
That damn earthquake that killed 2 in Taiwan and damaged the underwater cables that link Asian countries to the US should be fined. Dammit. It's been 2 weeks and my connection has been crawling and crawling and crawwwwling! I cannot even open my emails on Gmail and Yahoo! My Blogs, my works... sigh. I was to apply for a PLDT DSL connection but I learned that their connection sucks even more. sigh.
This advisory was sent by myDestiny Cable Internet last January 3:
To Our Most Valued Subscriber,
First of all, we would like to thank you for your
continued interest in our services.
We would also like to advise that our International
Private Link (IPL) Provider has blocked certain sites to
free up some bandwidth. Here are the blocked sites:
www.friendster.com
www.revver.com
www.movies.com
www.download.com
www.apple.com
www.youtube.com
www.quicktime.com
This is ONLY temporary. We will advise you as soon as
we possibly can when the said sites are up.
Again, thank you very much and Happy New Year.
Very Truly Yours,
John Luke Q. Chica
Officer-In-Charge
Account Management Group
TEXT HOTLINE: 0917-577-1111
And this just yesterday:
Greetings from MyDestiny Broadband Internet!
Our International Private Line's damaged undersea fiber
optic cables are being repaired continuously. You will
still experience slow / intermittent connection during
the duration of the repair.
We're very grateful for your patience and understanding.
We will advise you as soon as we possibly can, once the
connection normalizes.
Thank you for bearing with us. Rest assured, we are
always at our best in serving your needs.
Very Truly Yours,
Customer Care
MyDestiny Broadband Internet
2/F Solid House Bldg.
2285 Chino Roces Ext.
1231 Makati City, PH
+63(2) 841-9393
+63(917) 577-1111 (text hotline)
helpdesk@mydestiny.net
The news article from Inquirer.net said that this nightmare would last
3-4 weeks. I just hope they fix this soon as I'm already loosing visits
and adclicks from Adsense on my other blogs.
